wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
how to write poetry like a white person
- the taste of you
- save me
- no wait save yourself
make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter“but..skinny shaggy boy, cigarettes kill you!” “well skinny sad girl…thats the point”
why was april so tired?
it just finished a long march
She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.
Dinah’s (deleted) Instagram video
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok